Being “buffer people”

An ideal symbiotic relationship for humans at nightclubs

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Here’s an example of a symbiotic “fish cleaning” relationship from this National Geographic study guide

Finding your place in the nightclub “food chain”

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Kinda like the time that black swan crashed the white swan party…yeah…that’s how I feel at nightclubs.
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You know this rhino would have no problem getting into the club. That bird is definitely coming out on top.

Symbiotic relationships at nightclubs

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This shark likes to swim with remora fish — partly to keep themselves clean, and partly to show they are the life of every undersea party (I’m assuming).
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Whether or not there’s small talk in this relationship matters very little. These birds just want a cool place to perch and rest.

The perks of being a “buffer”

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Sometimes you just need a friend who can help you keep your shell clean.

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